Category: Joke Board
So Roger Clemens' former trainer alleges the star
pitcher developed an abscess on his ass around the
time said he was giving Clemens steroid injections.
Did we REALLY need to know that?
The Top 30 Things We Really Don't Want to Know
30> What our mother and her fiance are doing tonight
29> Why we can't have any pudding before we eat our meat
28> Why the Senate require that pages be 16 years old
27> What aliens actually learn from all those anal probes
26> If it's really our baby
25> How many licks it takes to get to the center of Hillary
Clinton
24> How many nanoseconds it takes Bill Gates to earn our
annual salary
23> Andy Dick's sexual orientation
22> That our employers monitor our e-mail and are reading this
sentence right now, too
21> What Dick Cheney *would* consider torture
20> What Donald Trump looks like with his ankles behind his head
19> That it's actually our ass that makes the *pants* look fat
18> Exactly which aperture Taco Bell is referring to with its
new "Fire in the Hole" burrito
17> Whether Grandma is a moaner or a screamer
16> What the final scene of "The Full Monty" would be like with
a cast of Drew Carey, Wilford Brimley, Robin Williams,
Ed Asner and Ernest Borgnine
15> What kind of hair that is in our cappuccino
14> What the absolute worst job in the porn industry is
13> How porcupines mate
12> How Grandpa keeps from stepping on his ball sack
11> Whether or not size is really important
10> Where the bucket of balls goes after a long day of neutering
at the ASPCA
9> What Meat Loaf won't do for love
8> What that gay hooker guy did to earn his White House press
pass
7> What kind of woman Chris White would *refuse* to get in a hot
tub with
6> If Rosie O'Donnell ever tries to squeeze into her leather
costume from "Exit to Eden"
5> How many movies Mariah Carey could possibly make before
she dies
4> Why those guys kept calling our wife "Vacuum" at her tenth
high-school reunion
3> Mom and Dad's all-time favorite position
2> Which co-worker's residual body heat we're feeling on the
toilet seat
and the Number 1 Thing We Really Don't Want to Know...
1> Whether that "You're welcome!" from the other side of the
glory hole was actually a falsetto
LOL! Several of these are very disturbing. I think one of the most disturbing ones is number 25. Hahahahaha!
27> What aliens actually learn from all those anal probes
the world may never know!